Allan Steinmetz really really loves their spouse, Sarina. But kid, did he screw up.
“HELP ME PLEASE,” Steinmetz’s impassioned plea starts on a flier tacked to a computer program pole in Newton. In a rush of panicked money letters, he describes in which he went incorrect:
“I MADE A BIG ERROR AND MISTAKENLY SOLD the WIFE’S BIKE THAT HER DEAR FATHER GAVE HER 60 YEARS BACK.